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"I was sad, then I stopped being sad and became awesome instead. True Story."

"The Wii is a modern marvel. The Wii is an amazing machine. The Wii is also for people between the ages of 8 and 80, as long as you take out the ages 18 to 60, because the games are just so damn childish that you’ll feel like a pedophile no matter what you’re playing."

"If the world’s biggest pop star only made $12 million a year from his recordings, why would anyone make serious music? Where did the rest of the money go? Why, straight into record labels’ pockets. Did they make better music with it? Nope — they made Britney and Lady GaGa. And that’s how they killed themselves: by underinvesting in quality, to rake in the take."

"Now the words that flow between us run like torrents through the air connecting every man at any moment, anywhere. Seems that what’s important at the end of the day
is mass communication and we all can have our say. We may speak of creature comforts, but still our greatest feat is to see and hear and understand the words upon the street."

"Hell has no gate, yet men will dig to enter"

"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to sit still and quiet in a room alone."

"Well congratulations. Once again, you’ve arrived at the foreign destination of none-of-your-damn-business."

"What’s wrong with these people?” I thought, referring to my friends who listened to that stuff. What the hell was going on for them that wasn’t going on for me? The answer: nothing at all, merely a matter of aesthetics. Metal is better than music. It can be a surrogate for every job you don’t get, every girl who ignores you— or it can just be the noise you put on when you’re bored. Even as a fledgling college music student, I could find stuff on Reign in Blood to show my teachers and say, “See, no matter what kind of stuff you tell me, I know there are guys doing it better, harder, faster.” Because of its power, metal fans tend to be diehard, as would I be had I discovered the next best thing to getting high and getting laid. I won’t claim to be a metal expert, but ever since that awakening, it’s always been music close to my heart in one way or another."

"When your significant other has the superior position, use misdirection to throw him/her into disarray."

"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us."